sleeping baby

Well, I am at it again! I am stuck under my 8 month old baby girl! She is such a sweet baby and I love her dearly, but...

I am sitting,

sitting,

sitting

under my baby. My time has just been ticking away for about 30 minutes now and I can go nowhere! I have had to pee for the last 28 and a half minutes, so that is great! My vacuum bag is completely full and screaming to be changed, but there does not seem to be an end, to my sitting, in sight! I have dishes to do and laundry in the washer, but still I sit! Did I mention that the only thing I am capable of is answering my (#*$)# phone! It has been ringing off the hook for the last 30 minutes and that is TOO MUCH! Now, I have been sitting here for more than 30 minutes and am trying to decide if anyone will notice if I pee on my computer chair? I am also wondering if any of my daily thoughts put me at risk of needing a psychiatric evaluation???

So, I guess what I am saying is that I am a total lunatic, who has a million un-done household chores, a full bladder (and since I have had 4 children, I think there is something to say about that!), an annoying phone, a sleeping baby and a partridge in a pear tree!

Hope you are having a great day!