Ellen?

Ok, so, my 2 year old was watching Ellen and...

My 2 year old was eating her breakfast off of the high chair tray, when I decided to get into the shower. Meeeeema was asleep in the car seat, so I just pulled the high chair into the hallway where I could be sure that Boog would not feed sleeping Meeeeema any Froot Loops! I thought we were set until Boog let her need to watch Ellen get the best of her! As I was getting out of the shower, I noticed that she was leaning around the leg of the high chair, because she was trying not to move the high chair out of my sight, to get a better look at the tv. She only did this maneuver for a second before giving up and going back to her frooty goodness. Again, she decided to watch a little more Ellen, someone interesting must have been "up next," because she leaned around the leg again and that was all there was to it! She was on her belly and pinned between the wall and the high chair! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I say that was PRICELESS! She got up with just a few muttered whimpers and went on eating her food!

God knows, there was to be no sympathy from momma! If you have that much of a TV addiction that you are willing to break your neck to watch Ellen at the ripe old age of 2, well I just can't feel sorry for that!