Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Income Taxes

Much to my surprise, while looking at my online banking this morning, I found that the IL State Dept of Revenue was kind enough to direct deposit my refund!

Yippee, yippee, yippee!

I got my money, I got my money!

And, I got it earlier than I got my federal refund, which is both strange and exciting at the same time!

Woo hoo!

I got a whole $1!

Yep, one dollar!

That's right and it's all mine!

No, you can't have it!

Sure, right, I know I posted about random acts of kindness and all, but no way in hell are you honing in on my DOLLAR!

It is like winning the lottery and everyone decides they are your long lost brother!

Well, I'll have you know that there are no gold diggers getting any of my money!!!

And, for all you fair weather friends, FORGET I even told you about my big deposit, because you aren't getting it either!

Good day!


Snot Head said...

Hey! Can I borrow $.50 for a soda? haha I looked up "Where's my refund?" and it said I should have my refund by no later than February 10th. It better be a lot sooner than that. Tax act said 7-10days, and today is number 10!! That means your fed should be here soon, too. Big T's came the day after his state. Good luck!

Marcia said...

Gee, you could buy yourself about 1/3 of a chai at the fancy coffee shop with that! Niiiiice!

bernthis said...

a dollar refund for the government and you refuse to share any of it? Whatever....