Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Truly Underwear Innocent!

Ok, so if I tell you that I just got out of the shower at 12:35, you are going to know that I am a stinky bum, but what else is new!?!? Anywho, I was trying to get dressed, when my all too interested 2 year old starts in with the comments. She kept trying to look around me and when I continued to dodge her, she said, "Mommy, your underwear is on batwads!" HILARIOUS! HILARIOUS! FEREAKING HILARIOUS!

I was barely able to contain myself, because she was so insistent on my turning my underwear around that I almost got to spend my day wearing a "batwads" thong! Imagine that all you visual minds! UGH! Thank God she let me be when I told her that everything was ok and my underwear were not on backwards! She just kept trying to look around me!

Too, too funny!

5 comments:

3DNP said...

Seriously!! Butt dental floss!! Was boog trying to find the rest of your underwear??!! Thats too funny!! By the way I am soo jealous you can take a shower at 12:35pm!!

Momma B said...

The really funny thing is that I am jealous of all of you out there who get to take a shower ALONE! And, yes, she was looking for underwear! UGH! SIGH! And, GASP!

Snot Head said...

I was beginning to think you had stopped talking to your children because there were no crazy stories about things they had said on here. I am absolutely shocked! that you put this tid bit on here. Creep-o ;-0 It is hilarious, though. Some day your kids are going to be mortified when someone has compiled these blogs into a book when you are gone...I don't know who that someone would be ;-) but be sure they will be mortified.

Momma B said...

Don't you threaten me, Little Missy!

Marcia said...

Laughing! I could tell stories... but I won't. Maybe I'll email 'em to ya.