This is good stuff!
To set the stage, you must first know that my sister and I and both of my little girls were in the kitchen, so the girls could eat lunch. I was talking about always having to go to the bathroom, because I drink so much, during the day. And, then, it happened...
"All I do is drink and pee, drink and pee," I said.
"Drink and pee, drink and pee," my sister said in a sing-song voice.
"MOM, you don't dink yow pee! Dat's doss," said Boog, in a very matter of fact way!
I nearly died laughing, as I explained to her that I did not say I drink my pee! Jeez, and that I don't ever want to hear that she does that either, not that I think that will be a problem, with her response, at the very thought!
I hope your day was great!