Tuesday, October 28, 2008

My New Invention!

Ok, so I guess I just need to tell the world about the great new kitchen floor cleaning program that I just invented. I know I should wait for a patent, but I am so excited that I just have to share.

First, I took one green tea scented baby wipe and put it under my left foot and then I repeated the process with my right foot. I waltzed my way around my kitchen floor, without picking up my feet, of course.

I named that step the deep cleaning phase of my two step process.

Second, I took one lemon scented bleach wipe and put it under my right foot, so as to keep myself from becoming bored, and then I repeated this process with my left foot.

I consider this to be the sanitizing step and consequently my final step!

Isn't it great??? I am so excited. I know I said I was waiting for approval from the patenting office, but since we are all friends, I will personally allow all of you to use this technique too!!!

Happy cleaning Ladies!


Marcia said...

I think it trumps my "throw the old dishrag on the floor in the evening, move it around with my toe, then bleach it tomorrow" routine.

Daydreamer said...

LOL - I do the exact same thing before bed every night. Well, not EVERY night, but I do that same maneuver often.

Momma B said...

Well, since it might have been your idea first, I will try and give you some recognition...

How about if we put your name somewhere on the bottom of the packaging? I think that will do, ok?

You know, since it is MY invention and all. I will put your name on it, but I don't know about the whole sharing the wealth! That might just be going too far!

Sorry, warped mind at work! For sure!

Momma B said...

Honestly, a few kids ago, I got on my hands and knees with a scrub brush and a bucket atleast once a week. Those were the days when the fridge got a full cleaning every time I brought groceries home! HA! No chance of that happening now! I am doing good to wipe up major spills and sticky spots on the floor let alone the fridge! I have had to give up quite a few of my cleaning control freak ways and that is not easy!!!